Let’s play a game, called “What Happened to Mel’s Shoes?”!  Please pick one: 1. It was caught in the garbage disposal2. It contracted a dangerous shoe flesh eating disease3. I taught it a lesson it will never forget4. MY STUPID DOG ATE IT 

Let’s play a game, called “What Happened to Mel’s Shoes?”!  Please pick one:

1. It was caught in the garbage disposal
2. It contracted a dangerous shoe flesh eating disease
3. I taught it a lesson it will never forget
4. MY STUPID DOG ATE IT 

Tags: dammit Gambit! I'm going to yell so hard! What's with the cute sad face? Stop looking so cute! No stop wagging your tail No I don't want a kiss you're so cute Who's a good boy? You are! You're a good boy! you're the best dog ever love you