Awesome Stuff Akimbo. Also, Wine.

handsomedogs: my dog’s new little brother, a whippet/italian...

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:54:58 -0400

handsomedogs:

my dog’s new little brother, a whippet/italian greyhound mix!

There’s a Civilization game for iPad?? YES PLEASE.

Sat, 25 May 2013 08:54:48 -0400

There’s a Civilization game for iPad?? YES PLEASE.

ferretgovroom: frickyeah1990s: so many memories playing the...

Fri, 24 May 2013 20:52:13 -0400

ferretgovroom:

frickyeah1990s:

so many memories playing the nintendo 64…

Pokemon Snap that shit’s mah jam!

Goldeneye and Mario Kart! Ah yissssss

leggywillow: ouyangdan: aishiterushit: jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:32:01 -0400

leggywillow:

ouyangdan:

aishiterushit:

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS OKAY?

Oh wow I’d never thought about this.

Sadness.

My pregnant hormones don’t need this.

expectingolive: pregnancy means you won’t poop for a week then nearly shit your pants at the most...

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:46:59 -0400

expectingolive:

pregnancy means you won’t poop for a week then nearly shit your pants at the most inappropriate time.

Marius: If i could heal your wounds with words of love-

Thu, 23 May 2013 21:13:30 -0400

Marius: If i could heal your wounds with words of love-
Eponine: ACTUALLY SOME BANDAGES WOULD BE NICE

I have gained 5 lbs in 24 hours. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:31:00 -0400

I have gained 5 lbs in 24 hours.

HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???

ealperin: batman-nolanverse: optimisticynic: Sometimes Batman...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:32:21 -0400

ealperin:

batman-nolanverse:

optimisticynic:

Sometimes Batman just does not know how to have normal conversations.

My parents are DEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAD.

^Yep. Basically.^

Bruce is fun at parties.

So after putting in five offers on five different houses with clients who would never listen to me...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:14:09 -0400

So after putting in five offers on five different houses with clients who would never listen to me or consider my opinion, I FINALLY HAVE AN ACCEPTED OFFER.

AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS DRINK A GLASS OF WINE TO CELEBRATE.

GODAMMIT.

@ishy - I DID do this before Mini Mel. It has been a long time though.

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:07:57 -0400

@ishy - I DID do this before Mini Mel. It has been a long time though.

I know I’m not the only one who just mixes peanut butter and jelly in a bowl and eats it,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 20:55:21 -0400

I know I’m not the only one who just mixes peanut butter and jelly in a bowl and eats it, right?

dnotive: spoonwalking: Crazy Amy’s Baking Company (by...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:23:48 -0400

dnotive:

spoonwalking:

Crazy Amy’s Baking Company (by jaxamoto)

OH GOD WATCH THIS IF YOU’VE SEEN THE EPISODE OF KITCHEN NIGHTMARES SHE’S ON.

Oh my god it is TEN TIMES BETTER NOW

dynamic-duo-deposit: Sometimes when reading old comics, you get...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:36:07 -0400

dynamic-duo-deposit:

Sometimes when reading old comics, you get to a panel and you just have to stop and stare at it for a while to appreciate it.

(World’s Finest #4)

Uh….

People say that the first time you feel your baby moving is this beautiful religious experience that...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:02:00 -0400

People say that the first time you feel your baby moving is this beautiful religious experience that makes you love the baby even more and angels sing and unicorns frolic and LIFE IS A MIRACLE.

They are liars.

It’s creepy as fuck and I wanted nothing more than for this kid to cut the shit.

awesomephilia: Here tiny human. Pick it up and throw it away....

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:30:37 -0400

awesomephilia:

Here tiny human. Pick it up and throw it away. Then I’ll go get it!

fuckyeahdementia: I miss Dr. Sbaitso [x-entertainment] HOLY...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:58:00 -0400

fuckyeahdementia:

I miss Dr. Sbaitso

[x-entertainment]

HOLY CRAP DR. SBAITSO!

Hours of my life were wasted.

pleatedjeans: via

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:52:10 -0400

pleatedjeans:

via

I love you, pork roll.

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:55:47 -0400

I love you, pork roll.

benedryl-pumpkinpatch: Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan Heh

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:03:39 -0400

benedryl-pumpkinpatch:

Butawhiteboy Cantbekhan

Heh

Yup.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:56:06 -0400

Yup.